TMI

My kitty Muta a week and a half after moving in with us.

Here I am, an old man.
I am watching "the cosby show" and "will and grace" and spending so much time alone/just with cat, that I clap after every episode and give it thumbs up (real life THUMBS UP" gesture and I say to myself "that was good, that was a good show".

Also I drink every evening and munch on xanax like mad.
Yep. I'm a housewife. I go shopping, clorox the floors, cook lunch, watch a tale, draw, drink, I could be teleported into the 1950s right away. I would get a prescription for Quaaludes and some speed and I'd be doing SO FINE. SO FINE: Having pathetic hot little affairs with the pool boy and the mom of my son's friends.
Just saying the truth. I'm not a bad mom at all (errr, haha, who am i to decide? but i will keep this sentece in anyway, coz i heard i am a good mom and i don't wanna commit a mommy-hood suicide). but I'll twist my neck one day doing handstands whilst drunk at 9:30 pm. At 11pm I pop an ambien and put so WU on and go to sleep. ODB makes me sleep like a baby.



Too much information? I hope so!